Put the cursor on Paris Hilton's face to see what I did to her

Are you as tired of hearing about Paris Hilton as I am?  I mean, oh my god, she doesn't do anything but party! And, if her IQ was 1-point lower, she'd be a piece of macaroni. Oh my God, I just can't take it any more. Don't you just want to make her go away? I couldn't do that, but if you put the cursor on her face, you will see what I did to her! Paris, if you see this, don't be alarmed...if you take the cursor off your face, you come right back. Come right back?! Oh noooooooooo!